The word fuck is probably the most important word in the English language. It has a way of flowing off the tongue and adding much needed flavor to a dull or run on sentence. After doing some research, I have found that 30% of the words that come out of my mouth during the day are or involve the word fuck. I'm seriously in love with the word fuck...and why not? It is a wonderful, vibrant word rich with meaning and expression.
"I don't really care about that."
"I don't give a fuck."
Which one of those sounds better? Sentence 1 does tell it how it is, that you don't care about whatever subject you are discussing. Sentence 2 however, explodes from your mouth with a language and emotion filled burst that leaves nothing open for discussion...you don't give a fuck. By adding the word fuck, you have given the sentence attitude, given it expression, given it life.
Fuck is also one of those interesting words that are a lot more socially acceptable than they were 30 years ago, but still offend the fuck out of christian parents, the elderly and the FCC. Everyone who doesn't regularly say fuck are very offended by it's usage...especially when used in front of small children.
Now let us be clear, I like the word fuck when it is used as an empowering adjective...such as, "look at that fucking asshole." I even like the word fuck when used as a noun...such as, "look at that fuck driving the Hummer." Fuck used as a verb however, is where I start looking back to my middle school days and seeing how immature it is... "hey baby, wanna go fuck?" or, "I would so fuck that girl." I'm not sure why that usage bothers me so much (probably having something to do with how much it takes away from the beautiful act of "love making") or why I find that usage immature...I just do.
I'll leave you with this...try using the word fuck more. Just say it. Use it in everyday life and see how much happier you will feel. Tell your wife, "Honey, we're out of fucking Corn Pops." Tell your children, "No t.v. until you finish your fucking homework." Tell your boss, "I'm finishing these fucking reports as fast as humanly fucking possible...fuck." Don't say the word in anger or in a mean way, just say it. I promise you will feel a-fucking-lot better.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
God Fucking Damnit
Where do I begin?
After watching this country go to hell for 8 years of my young life (at the age of 11, I was smarter than all the assholes who voted for George Bush...twice) I have come to find the patriotic red, white and blue flavor of this country to be quite bitter. If hypocrisy was a taste, it would taste something like a Big Mac and the worthless people of this country would add more statistic obesity to the ever growing "fat American" epidemic of this country. If ignorance was a taste, it would taste like the famous (or infamous) Oreo Pizza and Americans would make a 3 course meal out of it (rather than the 2 course plus a side of bigotry and numb that we currently eat every night.) God is a lie, a lie created by some very smart men thousands of years ago to bank on the human fear of death. There is no need for prayer, there is no need to fast once a year, there is no need to go to church and confess your sins...we already are god. We make our own lives and live them the best we know how. There is no man in the sky and there is no immortal son who died for your sins...you are not forgiven of sin until you can find your own forgiveness. I could keep going, but this piece isn't about religion.
This piece is about how much I hate Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity is a racist, sexist, elitist, slimy, worthless, flag waving, Jew hating, God damn proud American. He is also a television personality with all the personality of a rabid dog. You feel sorry for him, but you don't want to go near him because if he bites you, you could become infected. If you hit Charles Manson with a brick, took away his social skills and told him that he can have his own television/radio show you get Sean Hannity. The guy is fucking crazy. There are two types of people to Sean Hannity, Liberals and Sean Hannity. If you are not Sean Hannity, you are a liberal...and gay. Bill O'Reilly is a smart and well cultured guy next to Mr. Hannity. Hannity's only form of political discussion is the new conservative form of debate called Shout Down. Made popular by right wing scum of the Earth like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly, Shout Down is the technique of not actually knowing shit about anything, but being louder than the person you are debating. This technique works very well if you have your own radio show, where you can just turn down the guy you are debating's mic and have the final say on the matter.
Here is Sean Hannity being a douchbag.
The small, weak man you saw talking to Sean Hannity was Alan Colmes. Colmes' job is to offer "liberal views" for Hannity to carve up and make liberals look like idiots. Colmes needs to grow a backbone and a set of balls.
The next video is Sean Hannity trying to be a tough guy...but he ends up looking like a fuck bag.
Nice going, Sean...you are an idiot.
Why do people listen to this guy? He clearly fell out of the "conservative scumbag" tree and hit every branch on the way down. I'm 19 years old and I possess more intelligence (political and otherwise) than this asshole. Where are my fans? Where is my money? Where is my Fox News show? America hit some sort of bottom (probably rock) when this far right vermin got a chance to tell people what he thinks. Nice going America...you really dropped the respect ball on that one.
Sean Hannity, learn something before you open your hate spewing, nut job mouth next time.
Alternatively, go die in a fire. I don't care either way.
Also...read my dad's blog to see where I learned from.
http://newearthtimes.blogspot.com/
After watching this country go to hell for 8 years of my young life (at the age of 11, I was smarter than all the assholes who voted for George Bush...twice) I have come to find the patriotic red, white and blue flavor of this country to be quite bitter. If hypocrisy was a taste, it would taste something like a Big Mac and the worthless people of this country would add more statistic obesity to the ever growing "fat American" epidemic of this country. If ignorance was a taste, it would taste like the famous (or infamous) Oreo Pizza and Americans would make a 3 course meal out of it (rather than the 2 course plus a side of bigotry and numb that we currently eat every night.) God is a lie, a lie created by some very smart men thousands of years ago to bank on the human fear of death. There is no need for prayer, there is no need to fast once a year, there is no need to go to church and confess your sins...we already are god. We make our own lives and live them the best we know how. There is no man in the sky and there is no immortal son who died for your sins...you are not forgiven of sin until you can find your own forgiveness. I could keep going, but this piece isn't about religion.
This piece is about how much I hate Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity is a racist, sexist, elitist, slimy, worthless, flag waving, Jew hating, God damn proud American. He is also a television personality with all the personality of a rabid dog. You feel sorry for him, but you don't want to go near him because if he bites you, you could become infected. If you hit Charles Manson with a brick, took away his social skills and told him that he can have his own television/radio show you get Sean Hannity. The guy is fucking crazy. There are two types of people to Sean Hannity, Liberals and Sean Hannity. If you are not Sean Hannity, you are a liberal...and gay. Bill O'Reilly is a smart and well cultured guy next to Mr. Hannity. Hannity's only form of political discussion is the new conservative form of debate called Shout Down. Made popular by right wing scum of the Earth like Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly, Shout Down is the technique of not actually knowing shit about anything, but being louder than the person you are debating. This technique works very well if you have your own radio show, where you can just turn down the guy you are debating's mic and have the final say on the matter.
Here is Sean Hannity being a douchbag.
The small, weak man you saw talking to Sean Hannity was Alan Colmes. Colmes' job is to offer "liberal views" for Hannity to carve up and make liberals look like idiots. Colmes needs to grow a backbone and a set of balls.
The next video is Sean Hannity trying to be a tough guy...but he ends up looking like a fuck bag.
Nice going, Sean...you are an idiot.
Why do people listen to this guy? He clearly fell out of the "conservative scumbag" tree and hit every branch on the way down. I'm 19 years old and I possess more intelligence (political and otherwise) than this asshole. Where are my fans? Where is my money? Where is my Fox News show? America hit some sort of bottom (probably rock) when this far right vermin got a chance to tell people what he thinks. Nice going America...you really dropped the respect ball on that one.
Sean Hannity, learn something before you open your hate spewing, nut job mouth next time.
Alternatively, go die in a fire. I don't care either way.
Also...read my dad's blog to see where I learned from.
http://newearthtimes.blogspot.com/
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